So I'm leaving for 2 nights this weekend and I have mixed feelings (my 1st time away from Palmy) and here's why; my boys make me laugh...hard. The episode this morning demonstrates why part of me is singing "Leaving on a Jet Plane" and part of me wants to fake an illness tomorrow. Here's how it went down:
Me: (wrestling J-Bird to get some boogies out before school) Come on Buddy, you don't want to go to school with boogies in your nose. You'll be the boogie boy.
J: Yes, I want to be boogie boy.
Me:(In a moment of parental immaturity) Fine then! Be boogie boy. Here are your boogers back!
J: EEEWWWW, no!
Me:(smiling to myself as I throw wipe away) Good, get your jacket on.
J:(realizing that mom got what she wanted, starting to cry and scream) I WANT MY BOOGERS BACK!!!!
Me:(losing smile) Are you serious? Really? You're serious?
J: (Now in full screaming mode, opening cabinet door to trashcan) I WANT THEM BACK! IN MY NOSE!!
At this point I just start laughing which happens to be a response I have a lot because really what are my other options? I laughed the hardest the other day when J. told me he really needed to go #2, I asked him several times if he already had because it smelt like it but he assured me that he didn't. So in a moment of terror because I wanted him to make it to the potty, I yank down his pants only to cause a big piece of poo to come flying out and land on my big toe. I howled I was laughing so hard because really sometimes life seems like a sitcom, a really funny one. (I just re-read that and almost deleted because it sounds more gross than funny but I'll remember it as funny so I'm keeping it :)
So back to the booger situation. My laughing usually has the opposite effect on those around me which held true this morning because it made J. scream louder and Zach shoot me a dirty look because he was the one trying to get out the door. Then Z. decided to play along and we both offered J. some of our boogers which he refused. Needless to say, I ended up wrestling a jacket on a very angry 3 year old and shooing them both out the door.
It's not to say that I'm always laughing at my kids most of the time it's with them but sometimes they are the funniest when they are trying to be serious. So that's why I'm torn about leaving this weekend, I can't imagine missing the booger episode because even though I'm trying to document it here it's was really something better experienced in person. Now that I think about it though my girlfriends are pretty funny (and rational)too maybe I will catch that flight!